"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen"

yeah, i'm a mean girl. wouldn't know it at first glance right? totally wrong. but most of the time, i just make fun of what people wear. on the bus, skytrain, sidewalk. Vancouver is full of helpless dressers. i mean, since when was camel toe in?

oh, and the things i say about certain people. i realized only recently how judgemental me and some of my friends really are. when one of us gets going, it's a fa-reaking GONG.SHOW. the engine's revved up and we're slamming on the gas. no holding back, straight up insults. (behind their backs of course) we're horrible, i know.

but we're mostly nice. just don't give us something to talk about. put down the eyeliner, unless you want to look like you're worth $20 a night. thanks.

by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!!!